Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Warning: Gross Post

I'm SICK of Poop!

There, I said it. I don't think it takes me out of the running for Dad of The Year. I'm just sick of it. If I never had to change another poop diaper again I would jump around and do my happy dance.
It used to not bother me, it was just a part of life as a dad that I embraced. I told myself these days will be gone soon so tackle this stage of life full on. And I did. I just went for it.
But now, now I hate it. It isn't even just the smell. It is the whole process. It is gross.
And now guess what I do for my job on the weekend. I work in the nursery -- full of poop. Lucky for me at church men aren't allowed to change diapers, but I am still surrounded by them. They haunt me.
And then when we potty train the girls, they do it so soon they can't wipe well so I am still involved in the process. Joy.
So here is what I was thinking this morning. And this is the gross part:
"If poop is submerged in the potty is it as gross?" The answer for me is NO. It hit me today (I know this is a weird thing to think about) I don't mind submerged poop. It is the dry, live ones that make me cringe.

OK. I promise that will be my one and only poop post. Sorry.

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