Gooble Gobble

Just a normal day at work for me:
Here is a conversation that I overheard in the nursery at church this past weekend.
Keep in mind the two ladies talking are very proper ladies that were volunteering at church this weekend, both are mothers of three small children, both are married to pastors at our church, and both are stay at home moms.

Lady #1: "We have found a live turkey to live in the lobby next weekend inside the Thanksgiving food drive display."

Lady #2: "Thats great. Who had it?"

Lady #1: "We borrowed it from a feed store."

Lady #2: "What are you going to do if it poops?"

Lady #1: "We found out that if it gets nervouse one time it will empty out, that way we only have to clean it up once."

Lady #2: "Great. Then you return it Monday?"

Lady #1: "Yes."

Lady #2: "You think they would sell it to me? We need a turkey."

All of that is totally normal right?